See what Q4/07 Creative Writers have to say about cliches - look at the comments here and add your knowledge on the topic.
Here's my little ditty (not about Jack and Diane!):
Cliche Chick
She doesn't know How now Brown Cow.
She doesn't, but stays the course anyway --
puts one foot in front of the other until
her eyes sparkle like diamonds with THE ANSWER.
When asked, "How now," however, THE ANSWER slips
her mind.
People thinks she's dumb
as a box of rocks but
truth be told, it was her haste
that made waste of her thinking.
See, she knew her time was money so she hurried
to THE TRUTH which eluded her
(as it always does). She was
fast as a speeding bullet but
missed the mark.
This is sad but true.
Comments
- Slipped my mind
- My dog ate it
- Your momma is so fat...
- Catch you later
as if you're really catching them. Is this some creepy, subtle stalker threat?
- Do you like me? Check yes or no
- Not the brightest crayon in the box
- Not the sharpest tool in the shed
- 80's "L" with forefinger and thumb on the forehead
- Office bicycle
- Thick as a brick
- Boulder and health bars/bikers. Oh,wait,that's a stereotype, not cliche. Or is it?!
"Marion berry"... what the hell is a marion berry anyway? They're kind of gross :P
Do you love me, do you wanna be my friend?
And if you do, well then dont be afraid to take me by the hand
If you want to
I think this is how love goes
CHECK YES OR NO!!!!
(That is what I think of Cliche's)